fluxchilll on Instagram: "“Ever stop and think about Captain Hook’s real struggle? 🪝💀 Forget Peter Pan — the man’s greatest battle was against basic hygiene. Like, how does a pirate with a literal hook for a hand wipe his butt? Does he have a crew member on ‘toilet duty’? Does Smee clock in like, ‘aye captain, again??’ Or did he develop some advanced pirate yoga pose that nobody talks about? 🚽🏴‍☠️ It’s wild that entire books and movies skip over this crucial lore. Hook wasn’t just mad at Pet